The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
we're making bets on your personal life
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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