we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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