The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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