Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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