you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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