I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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