Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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