4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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