I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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