Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
There are leaves in my underwear?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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