people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Randomize
