i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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