Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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