never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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