I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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