AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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