Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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