i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it hurts more in the daytime
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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