Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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