in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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