Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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