Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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