Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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