I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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