would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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