I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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