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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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