weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
