its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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