I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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