My friends, they love my intelligence
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
