idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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