Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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