We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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