I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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