well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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