My sheets look like a crime scene.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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