Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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