no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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