Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Is it penis luge time yet?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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