Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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