I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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