I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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