absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
