Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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