I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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