Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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