The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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