i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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