can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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