There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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