i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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