Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
My hand turned me down
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's never too late to be topless.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Randomize
