Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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