Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
third nipple confirmed
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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