i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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