What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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